hojazz


to achieve victory in the last conceivable second and after failure is -ssumed by all, including the victor. this is almost always achieved by dumb luck or reckless stupidity.

me: dude i thought you were gonna f-ck carmen electra?
bob: yeah me too but f-cking princehojazzed me.

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