Hokey Cokey


a person who is half-in, half-out of the closet. they are out to some friends/family, but not all.
“i’m still a bit hokey c-key at the moment, don’t tell anyone i’m gay”
a term often used as a signing off marker at the end of a conversation between the richer pedegree of society.

usually its said sub consciously rather than planned with noticeable joyus audio tones. rarely will you hear the ‘hokey c-key’ in a sad / angry manner

b-tton down collared shirts, and bold coloured tie’s help distinguish this type of character
raaather! squire, we shall forward to the dining room at once to sample each others tipples. i shall arrange simpson to pick you up within the hour

‘hokey c-key’

-end of conversation-
often used in casual converversation to mean masturbation (for men).
i had a bit of a hokey c-key last night, know what i mean?

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