hokey tokey


(n.) a smoking game in which the partic-p-nts sit in a circle, take a puff, and p-ss it to another in no particular order.

the term could also be used in a derogatory fashion when describing an amateur smoke session where the partic-p-nts don’t know which way to p-ss the weed, and thus hold up the process.
you take a puff puff here,
you take a puff puff there,
you take a puff puff here,
and we p-ss it all around,
we do the hokey tokey as we cough our lungs out,
that’s what it’s all about.

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