hold my avocado
a phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as “hold my beer.”
however, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarr-ss yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
it plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
old miserable man: i bet you’ll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
young millennial: hold my avocado.
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