hold my beer
(1) the act of giving up one’s alcoholic beverage temporarily to attempt a stunt he or she has never ventured.
(2) ones personal death wish fueled by ignorance.
person: “omg that guy tight-roped niagara falls”
drunk guy: if you think that’s somethin’, just “hold my beer”
person: did he just do a double backflip?
dg: double backflip you say..hold my beer
person: that guy just drank 30 beer
dg: b-tch gimmie my beer
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