Hold My Breath till I Turn Gay
top definition
variation on going to “hold my breath till i turn blue” as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
dude #1: i totally have a shot at this c-cktail waitress chick
dude #2: you so do not have a shot at that chick. you might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
dude #1: hold my breath till i turn gay?
dude #2: yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table….
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