Hold my dick
a term used when someone does something seemingly impossible or just plain awesome. the witnesses should then proceed to hold the persons d-ck.
just smoked a bowl during my graduation ceremony!…..hold my d-ck!!!!
a saying usedvwhen sh-ts about to go down. pr-nounced:
(ho my d-ck)
guy 1:dude, u gonna jump?
guy 2: yep.
guy1: i dunno man…seems sketchy
guy2 : hey..hey erik?
guy1: what?
guy2: hold my d-ck -jump-
an experssion used to experss when sh-t hits the fan or goes wrong
hold my d-ck dude my mom is coming home and my house is trashed
similar to suck my d-ck in that it is used as an insult. mainly used to express discontent towards another. correct usage includes an extended pr-nunciation of ‘hold’
teacher: “ok children, do the worksheet i gave you”
disgruntled student: “hold my d-ck.”
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