hold the ramen


“hold the ramen” is a s-xual move where the male boils up 2 packs of top ramen, cools it down a little bit and pours it over his girl’s -ss and proceeds to eat it out.

it’s important that the ramen cools down a little before pouring it over your girl because else the amazing taste of the boiling hot ramen will ruin the taste of your girl’s -ss.
bruh yesterday me and my girl held the ramen hold the ramen

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