holder
a teen who is often looking for somewhere to “belong” can be sucked into the holder group. emerging usually in their late junior to early senior high school years, a holder often attempts to look dangerous and “hardcore” by wearing black clothes with flames, ties, ripped clothes, pins and dying their extremely greasy hair. many holders attempt to express their newfound angst through futile attempts at music with weak lyrics and useless strumming of untuned guitars in comfort zones like a cafeteria. holders are named for their tendency to physically hold one another in public. these embraces occur frequently between various partners of both s-xes and are often accompanied by lewd and disgusting groping and even s-xual acts (these usually occur in slightly more removed but hardly private areas like courtyards). see new fad.
q: who the h-ll is playing that sh-tty music?
a: i don’t know… some holder.
somebody who doesn’t like to hear their p–p hit the toilet water, so they wrap their hands in toilet paper and p–p in their hand, avoiding the noise. useful at parties, friends house, or crowded house.
your hand smells, are you a holder?
a holder is the kind of guy that you should def go pick up whenever you hang out with friends. total bad-ss that makes you laugh constantly. he usually has the most winning smile and angelic eyes. holds his liquor pretty well. athletic as f-ck. his body can seduce almost anyone. he can dance like a boss. usually a holder is caught with the most beautiful women. you either wanna be with him or be him.
“bro lets h-t the beach”, “yeah, call holder”
“see that guy over there? he’s beyond s-xy.” “i know right? totally a holder.”
somebody who is so lazy, they just hold back all bodily needs. instead, they sit around moping and watching movies all day
today, instead of going to cl-ss, i pulled a holder. i watched the entire lord of the rings trilogy!!!
the term maening to fart in bed and hold your girlfriends head under the blanket until she eventually stops moving
man,i did a holder on leanne last night and she aint moved since.think i’d best call an ambulance.d-mn that strong vindaloo
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