Holding a puppy
when someone nefarious does something shamelessly obvious to improve their image.
sarah palin claims to have gay friends, pretty sure she is just holding a puppy on that one.
stephen harper’s blue sweater, why not just wear a puppy? he’s obviously holding one.
why wasn’t kobe’s wife literally holding a puppy at the ‘i cheated didn’t rape’ press conference?
eliot spiltzer’s wife at the press conference is the most insincere holding of a puppy ever.
elin nordegren refused to hold a puppy at tiger wood’s press conference.
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