HOLE-IN-ONE
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“that chick i picked up last night was a hole-in-one.”
scr-w-ng a girl on the day you first met her. when telling someone you got a hole in one it must be followed by describing how hot she was in par terms; a par one being ugly, a par 5 being georgeous and put-put being gross and sk-nky
“hey man, i got a hole in one last night, but it was put-put.”
during intercourse, the male pulls out right before he c-ms, and then he -j-c-l-t-s and makes it perfectly into the belly b-tton of the girl. also applies to male masturbation, shooting your load in your own belly b-tton.
guy: “oh man that was a hole in one!!”
girl: “ew, clean it out!”
a girl (usually a sl-t) who is willing to bonk a guy after he buys her one drink. girl may also be a cadbury
“that girl is such a wh-r-.. she bonked this dude she met last night and all he had to do was buy her a drink”
“what a hole-in-one”
a b-tch (contortionist) that can lick her own p-ssy
the b-tch at the circus can perform a hole-in-one!
some men, hereto referred to as f-gs, choose to place gauged earrings in their ears until their lobes hang down to their genitalia. f-gs have jerk parties where they play fun circle jerk games. these f-gs will sit in even groups, usually four f-gs is ideal. they sit across from one another and try to -j-c-l-t- into the gauged ear of the f-g sitting across from them. if they make it in the hole on the first stroke round it’s a hole in one! some variations include handicaps for larger and smaller gauges.
joe: hey…carl, so nice to see you.
carl: what’s up man? hey, do you see those f-gs over there with the gauged earrings?
joe: yea man, what the h-ll? i bet they scored a hole in one or two last night.
golf term, hitting the ball into the hole with a single stroke.
alright! hole in one!
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