Hole Poker
either a man or women who pokes holes with needles in contraceptives in hopes of trapping their friend with benefits.
rey: hey bro i just got off the phone with nikki and she’s prego.. wtf am i gonna do?
jhill: well stupid -ss did you use protection?
rey: yes every time!
jhill: did you bring the condoms or did she?
rey: well when we were at my house we used mine and when we were at her house we used hers, why?
jhill: you always always bring your own… she’s a hole poker!
1 more definition
either a male or female who sticks either fingers or bodily features e.g: p-n-s. into either a v-g-n- or -n-s.
“oh my g-d you’re such a hole poker”
“i heard you’ve been hole poking again”
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