Hole Punch


when a male (or female) attacks the v-g-n-l area, usually with a fist (hence, punch).
“i gave that b-tch a right holepunch for sleeping with my best friend.”
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the male s-x organ, moreover, a very large male s-x organ.
he nailed her repeatedly with his enormous hole punch.
addition to the ‘squirrel grip’ – which is inserting your thumb in a woman’s v-g-n-, and your index finger in her -n-s (other way around if she is in ‘doggy’ position)

the hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the -n-s and v-g-n-. therefore, every-time this woman sh-ts in the future, she sh-ts out her -n-s and v-g-n-.
“man, i must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning”
v. to punch somebody in the r-ct-m.
n. the action of punching somebody in the r-ct-m.
dude, he’s p-ssin’ me off. when he bends over go hole punch him.

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