hole tending
goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. hole-tending is right before you stick your d-ck in a girls p-ssy or -sshole and she rejects the insertion
bob: yo, did you get laid last night?
steve: i thought so, but that c-ck-tease was hole tending.
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