Hole to Pole Factor


it’s when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in s-xual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circ-mference of his small p-n-s their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. it’s a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the s-x is most unsatisfying.
anita: so, did you sleep with him?
chrissy: i most certainly did, -sigh-
anita: what’s wrong? wasn’t it good?
chrissy: no the hole to pole factor was unsatisfying.
anita: too bad.

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