Holiday Amnesia


when you forget about presents you bought someone for christmas. usually occurs because gifts were bought after christmas or in the summer when they’re not as expensive
mike: where’d you get that new skateboard? it’s june.
jim: my mom found it in her closet. she said it was from last christmas
mike: she must have suffered from holiday amnesia
when you return to school from holidays and completely forget what you learnt the previous year.
guy 1: wow, i can’t remember ever learning differential equations last year…
guy 2: yeah, we must be suffering from holiday amnesia

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