holiday handles
to have extra fat bulging from your midsection of the body due to extra pounds gained during the holidays. one of the main side effects of the holiday pounds.
man, i have trouble putting on my pants due to holiday handles bulging from my sides. guess i shouldn’t have stuffed myself at dinner during thanksgiving.
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