MILF Shake
the -j-c-l-t- into an orifice of a milf and continue to vigously penetrate until the -j-c-l-t- becomes frothy.
hey, remember when i spent the night at your house last night? i woke up early and had s-x with your mom. i gave her a milf shake. pretty wild huh?
a mother that you would love to f-ck that has big t-tties, and that you would proceed to suck on for long periods of time if presented the opportunity.
yeah, the one with the huge melons? i would love to make a milfshake with those double d’s
having group s-x with two or more milfs, at the same time.
guy #1: you can’t have a milfshake if you had s-x with one at 10:00pm and another at 6:00am.
guy #2: what the h-ll is a milfshake?
guy $1: when you get two or more milfs and everything starts shaking around.
when you hook up with a lactating mother, and you use her breastmilk to make a milkshake.
bob- dude, you’re dating kristina? she’s a mom!
richard- so what? we made milfshakes last night, and they were delicious.
a dance in which many attractive older women are taking part
dolly and eric’s reception turned out to be a bit of a milf shake.
having a threesome with two smoking hot milfs. in any position as long as at least 5 different positions are performed.
i met these two smoking hot babes at the bar last night. instead of taking one home, i took them both home and had myself a milfshake.
making a milf shake
your mom
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