holiday home


an alternative companion providing s-xual comfort and release when a steady partner is unavailable due to absence for any reason.
“donna’s been away looking after her mom since the end of last month.”
“that’s a long time , are you managing ok?”
“yes, fine, a very attractive english woman called emma moved into the apartment opposite in april and she’s provided me with a great holiday home.”
“english – lucky you!”

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