Holiday Package Anxiety
freaking-out over that special online purchase that’s supposed to be delivered before christmas.
husband: why are you so on the edge this week? and what’s up with the rash on your arms?
wife: i’m waiting for suzy’s christmas gift to be delivered. i think i have hpa – holiday package anxiety. according to fed ex, it’s been in philadelphia for 4 days. i knew i should have purchased her gift on black friday!
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