Holiday Queef


a surprising and unexpected queef resulting in jubilation of all parties present.

a person who is being lame, and therefor acting like an extreme v-g-n-l sound.
b-tch, you’re a f-cking holiday queef.

shut the f-ck up you holiday queef.

oh this s-x is amazing. pfffft…..woops! that was a fabulous holiday queef!

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