Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade
the act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.
1. last summer, while visiting my grandparents in fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving quadratic technicolored lampshade.
2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first quadratic technicolored lampshade. (qtl)
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