Holiday Taint


the period of time between christmas and new year’s day.
there is never any thing to do during the holiday taint except post miscelaneous ramblings on www.acuraworld.com
the time between christmas and new years where very little work gets done and most people take time off.
i’ll be out of the office from december 22 to january 5th. the holiday taint is huge this year!
the days between christmas and new years. named for the slang of the perineum.
we’re stuck here for christmas and new years…so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.
the span of time between your chosen religious holiday celebration (christmas, hanukkah, kwanzaa, etc.) and new years day.
roger: i’m just gonna keep drinking all through the holiday taint!

sally: holiday taint?

roger: yeah, tain’t xmas and it tain’t new years!

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