Holidayitis
when your co-worker(s) mysteriously become sick before a holiday. usually a lazy worker who doesn’t want to work before a holiday because he or she would rather be home. a worker who makes up a sickness of some sort to cover for his or her lazy intentions of really not being sick.
geez, that guy kinty has really come up with a case of holidayitis
q: where is kenny?
a: isn’t he sick?
he’s not sick, he has a case of holidayitis
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