Hollister-face


refers to a young man who has not yet entered into maturity. subject may habitually dress in an -ssortment of brand-name preppy clothing. accessories include sh-ll necklace, highlighted hair, white sneaks, cargo shorts, hemp bracelet, and a clueless expression.

often a hollister face will have no social abilities beyond imitating characters on mtv, and he will serve as the “de-facto” amateur bartender at all social gatherings
joe: did you meet mary’s boyfriend?

mark: i sure did, and he is a true hollister-face

joe: yea. i guess she was done slumming it, but not yet ready for a real man.

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