hollister music
the type music played in the store hollister. its mostly alternative bands (or emo-ish) that are slightly obscure but you’ve probably heard the name before. the goal is probably to convince the shoppers that they listen to bands that n-body knows, because thats cool, and it really works! hollister music is actually pretty good!
aka california music
friend: oh my god, they played some hollister music on the top 40 station!
me: no!
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