holly griffin
holly griffin is the coolest chick. she’s almost as cool as sally poole-warren, but not quite. she likes to lol. and play bases.
so one guy says to the other, “woah dude that holly griffin chick is so cool i want to marry her” and the other guy replies “no way man shes mine, weve already played bases”
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