Hollywood Tampon


any male who’s known more for the women he’s dated rather than having actually accomplished anything remarkable or interesting.
any guy who is primarily famous for the celebrity v-g-n-s he’s been in rather than an having an actual career or talent of his own. typically they are never in the same v-g-n- for more than a month or two.
garett “what exactly does john mayer do? i keep hearing that hes a singer or something.”

allison ” naw, he has no talent other than dating famous women for the sake of the cover of people magazine. celebrity chicks just p-ss him around like a hollywood tampon”

john mayer, ray j, scot baio, pauly sh-r-, are all hollywood tampons
— lance armstrong would be a more respectable hollywood tampon, he’s worked very hard to obtain tampon status.

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