Holmaning
when a man holes up on his friends kitchen floor after carousing around like a drunken fiend; unable to care for himself. usually occuring after heavy drinking and/or being an obnoxious member of a social scene at a venue serving liquor. a true holmaning event will usually lead the person in the act to urinate on themselves and may lead to a guilt quilt the next day.
kirk: bro, you totally got drunk, p-ssed out on my floor and p-ssed your pants last night. you’re lucky i drove you home!
tyler: yeah, i guess i am guilty of holmaning. my bad.
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