Holy Barrel of Monkeys
an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.
“jacob” is on a date with “jane”…
jacob: -points at girl at the bar.- oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.
jane: um, that’s my friend!
—awkward silence—
jacob: holy barrel of monkeys!
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