Holy Bejeebus


this word is in no way related to jesus or christianity in any way apart from the similarity in its sound.

the holy bejeebus is a figure much heralded in a small corner of nottingham. he is somewhat of a cult figure in dunkirk, near nottingham university campus. the holy bejeebus is a religious figure with supreme power, which is undisclosed to the world. his coming forth into the limelight wont be for a few decades. his symbol is the ‘w’ which represents the three holies: holy, be, and jeebus – from where the name originates: holy bejeebus. his followers are reffered to as jeebites – currently there are only two: jackie the unclean and pants the pure.

the religion he is starting up has no foundations or teachings as of yet – but watch this sp-ce.
holy bejeebus is the greatest, most supreme being – apart from g-d.

holy bejeebus look at the -ss on that mama!

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