holy crap on a stick


1. this is used when saying holy cr-p just doesn’t do the situation justice. when someone shouts “holy cr-p on a stick!”, the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. a chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. grants wishes. smites evil.
1. jimmy rushed out of the men’s room and shouted “holy cr-p on a stick! have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!”

2. that old lady’s staring at my boxers. time to smite.

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