Holy Fistbump


the act of b-mping fists whilst singing in an angelic fashion; a sure fire way to ensure safe p-ssage through the pearly gates
two students are travelling in the back of a minibus; their driver is distracted and generally dangerous. the students decide that if indeed their time has come, they ought to practice the secret handshake to get into heaven.

“dude, we might die today.”
“holy fistb-mp?”
-sage nod- “holy fistb-mp.”
-angelic choir voice and fistb-mpage-

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