Holy Fucking Ass Crackers


a statement that’s made when something is intensely shocking that no other phrase can satisfy the gravity of the situation appropriately.
jim: holy f-cking -ss crackers that dude just totally broke his hand using a shake weight!

bob: that’s what he gets for using a f-cking shake weight.

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