Holy Fucking Shitballs
n. an expression of surprise describing the process of getting p-ss drunk, then f-cking a transvest-te hooker, and waking up with sh-tb-lls in your -ss. in conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy sh-t your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this b-st-rd just f-cked your wife/you’re f-cking gay.
etymology – derived from holy f-ckb-lls, changed the word “f-ck” from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word “sh-t”, which, when added onto the term “b-lls” describes a p-n-s that has recently gone through -n-l s-x without a condom. hence, “sh-tb-lls”. other variations include “sh-td-ck” and “sh-tc-ck” and “sh-tw-ng” and finally, “sh-tp-n-s”.
holy f-cking sh-tb-lls!
who the f-ck are you?
i’m gerry, remember me? we just had hot, sweaty, nasty -n-l s-x.
holy f-cking sh-tb-lls
h-ll yeah man, priest f-cked me real good round about when i was ten.
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