Holy Harry Jesus
long ago when dinosaurs ruled the earth, there was a man who lived and his name wua guano. his futur wife was named elizab-tch but she died in 1812. sad story, but i’m not writing a book….or am i…. well, this is a long story made short, your mom is a holy harry jesus!
go eat your mashed potatoes you holy harry jesus!
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