holy load
to m-st-rb-t- during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor’s/preist’s wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!
h-llo my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome i just have to share my holy load with everyone!!!!
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when jesus shot his load at the devil’s face and sent him back to h-ll. used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.
yo bro, i was with my girl last night and i shot a holy load. she hasn’t called me back since.
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