gayometer
pr-nounced gay-aw-meh-ter
a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too h-m-s-xual.
hank: omg i love your hair!
bill: hey hank i think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.
hank: yeah your right i don’t know what came over me….
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a sence in someone related to the thermometer that can tell how gay somebody is measured in degrees so it can tell how “flaming” they are.
rob: i’m sure tim’s gay.
gurtrude: i know, my gayometer reads 110 degrees!
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