holy moly


a term often used instead of and meaning “holy sh-t” either by a young person in front of there parents to avoid getting an -ss whooping or by a young person in front of peers as a term of surprise, shock.
“holy moly did you see the speed of that car?”
it means the same thing as holy sh-t or jesus christ, basically it’s a muted and politically accepted reaction to seeing a gorgeous woman.
a ravishing woman walks into a room.
a guy looks at her and says holy moly look at her.
a variation on the mexican “mole” sauce. the phrase was coined to describe a mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. however over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.
“this salsa will burn it’s way in and out!”
“holy moly!”
a religious drug addict, especially one that cranks the beat up.
father, you are one holy moly, and i need the crack rock.

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