holy monkey fuck
holy monkey f-ck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. a phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
jim: sandy, did you read that text from mike?
sandra: not yet. give me a second…….
message from mike via text:
“last time i try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
sandra: holy monkey f-ck!
similar to:
what the f-ck / oh my god / da f-ck is u sayin
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