holy offenhouser


a phrase overly used in excitement, arrousal, or both.
when used, expect to reminisce childhood memories. expect to see santa at the front door with a sack of candy canes. and expect to sit on his lap.
“holy offenhouser”
“you rascal”
“holy offenhouser you rascal”
“holy offenhouser you rascal, come sit on santa’s lap, merry christmas you rascal”
“holy offenhouser are you old enough to try this truth syrup wine yet you rascal”

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