holy pantrs
noun – a pair of pants that pertects the wearer(s) from magic, instint death, claims, and telemarketers. defense against other things are only slightly better than normal pants.
jarred: i killed sean!(claim)
sean: ahhh!
mike: you can’t do that, sean is wearing holy pantrs!!!!1
sean: yay!
jarred: i shot sean in the head!(instint kill)
sean: ahhh!
mike: you can’t do that, sean is wearing holy pantrs!!!!1
sean: yay!
jarred: i cast a giant fireball on sean!(magic)
sean: ahhh!
mike: you can’t do that, sean is wearing holy pantrs!!!!1
sean: yay!
jarred: i told some guys to sell stuff to sean over the phone!(telemarketers)
sean: ahhh!
mike: you can’t do that, sean is wearing holy pantrs!!!!1
sean: yay!
jarred: i slapped sean!(other things)
sean: oh cr-p that hurt!
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