holy shit

1.g-d’s p–p
2.an expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising
1.if g-d ever took a dump, i guess it would be holy
2.”holy sh-t! those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. you know more about them than me.”
1) an exclamation, usually one of amazement

2) feces that are considered to be either worthy of reverence, -ssociated with divine powers, or spiritually clean
1) holy sh-t! no one understands satire these days!

2) after an incident involving a misguided but well intentioned church cleaning lady, only the church’s highest priest is now allowed access to the sacred pile of holy sh-t.
1)the last words said before death.

2)the first words said, when you wish you were dead.
1)”p-ss me anouther beer. “hey its a red light!”holy sh-t!!”

2){waking up}” wow what a party,why are you naked? holy sh-t!!”
1.the excrement of a deity or other religious figure.
2.an exclamation of extreme pain, pleasure, surprise, etc…
“holy sh-t!” yelled john upon noticing the monkey in his shower.
something you yell when you see something incredibly surprising.
“holy sh-t!!!!! emo has 1,222 definitions! guess they think everyone’s a f-cktard and doesn’t know what that word means, so they have to come up with more than a thousand definitions just to drive the point into us!”

(by the way, most of those defs suck.)
a sh-t you take in church.
“dude yesterday, i went to church and took a holy sh-t!”
more like an expression; extremely surprised/shocked. unbelievable.
holysh-t, it’s a dinosaur!
holysh-t, mum’s back!

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