Holy Shitton


an ambiguously large number that is at least twice as large as a sh-tton, a portmanteau of “holy sh-t” and “sh-tton”
clone 12995: dude, i just ate a holy sh-tton of enchiladas from taco clone!

clone 65952: you’re gonna sh-t yourself on the mission, you know.

clone 12995: yeah…

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