Holy Spook


1. the third person in the christian trinity; the bible says jesus promised the apostles that he would send the holy spook after his crucifixion and resurrection; it supposedly came on pentecost.

2. a male who creeps into the quarters of a sleeping female in an attempt to s-xually stimulate her, then claims he was sent by g-d when she awakes in a state of arousal.
christians believe mary, the mother of jesus, was impregnated by their holy spook.

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