HolyCrackDeals


the most divine, purest holiest crack, all packed into one easy rock to deal.
flying from the heavens comes an angel that drops you a rock of holycrackdeals for only your soul. usually priced at $23.95.

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    holy kamoley. specifically to be used when one witnesses jesus christ in his second coming, descending to earth from the skies on a velociraptor and joint in his hand. holy kamoley! its jesus!!!!

  • Holy Trinity

    slang for the combination of blood, s-m-n, and feces. usually occurring after -n-l s-x (straight or gay). don’t sit on that futon, man. it’s covered in holy trinity. a threesome between a man, a woman, and a sh-m-l-. girl-michael -ssumed that tobias and lindsay just wanted a holy trinity. sh-t,shower,sleep.the best way to end a […]

  • Home Dresser

    hockey players (usually children) who put on their gear at home because they are too stupid, inept, or r-t-rded to do it at the rink. generally have poor hockey skills, life skills and tend to be socially awkward. darrell and lee are very sh-tty hockey players; they must be home dressers.

  • Homemade Oreo

    take an oreo, lick the frosting off. then, j-zz on a piece and put it back together. offer to a friend. i was mad at jim, so i gave him my homemade oreo instead. when your partner sh-ts on your chest then j-zzes on the sh-t then sh-ts on top off the j-zz covered sh-t […]


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