holyfuckton


a holyf-ckton is a number of anything so high that it has to deemed as holy and have the word f-ck put in it for good measure.

i.e. an ambibously large number, larger than a cr-pton, but less than a holyf-ckingsh-ton
my neighbor has a holyf-ckton of p-rn magazines in his garage.
1 more definition
more that a cr-p ton and a sh-t ton. the greatest amount.
that elaphant weighs a holy f-ck ton more than that dog.

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