holylumpinlamentablefuck


a series of words arranged to make the best ever cry of anguish. it is pr-nounced as follows
holy lumpin lamentable f-ck

this originates from scotland coming from the most feared woman in all scottish history. the great jane teevan.
“hey janie, barrys eatin all your cheesey pasta”

“he’s done whiiit. no no no holylumpinlamentablef-ck i am gonnie f-ckin brain the fat bastart.baaaaarrrryyy c’mere ya stupid f-ckin prrick.”

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