Home-Alone-BJ
scaring someone in order to cause them to make the home-alone-face, and quickly inserting one’s p-n-s in said home-alone-face, in such a fashion as to receive f-ll-t–.
person 1: did you hear what alec did?
person 2: no. what?
person 1: he pretended to break into his girlfriend’s house and scared the sh-t out of her so he could get a
home-alone-bj.
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