home diva
a very large woman who just sits on her fat -ss eating all day. she eats very unhealthy foods like chips, gravy, mayonnaise, deep fried b-tter, deep fried twinkies drenched in crisco lard or shortening, whatever is on sale that day. she breaks bath tubs toilets with her immense weight. she rather eat than feed her kids. she loves to troll others online while snacking and devouring large portions of greasy foods while her man is out cheating on her. she is always h-rny but can’t lift her legs for s-x.
that home diva is on facebook talking about food and s-x all day while her husband cheats on her with everyone in town, even her own sister.
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